Annals
of Improbable Research (Physics
Issue) 7(3):5-7
(2001)
© Copyright 2001 Annals of
Improbable Research (AIR)
We derive upper bounds for the density of angels dancing on the point of a pin. It is dependent on the assumed mass of the angels, with a maximum number of 8.6766×1049 angels at the critical angel mass (3.8807×10-34 kg).
According to Thomas Aquinas, it is impossible for two distinct causes to each be the immediate cause of one and the same thing. An angel is a good example of such a cause. Thus two angels cannot occupy the same space.[2] This can be seen as an early statement of the Pauli exclusion principle. (The Pauli exclusion principle is a pillar of modern physics. It was first stated in the twentieth century, by Pauli.)
However, this does not place any upper bound on the density of angels in a small area, because the size r of angels remains undefined and could possibly be arbitrarily small. There have also been theological criticisms of any assumption of angels as complete causes.
One of the first reported attempts at a quantum gravity treatment of the angel density problem that also included the correct end of the pin was made by Dr. Phil Schewe. He suggested that due to quantum gravity space is likely not infinitely divisible beyond the Planck length scale of 10-35 meters. Hence, assuming the point of the pin to be one Ångström across (the size of a scanning tunnelling microscope tip) this would produce a maximal number of angels on the order of 1050 since they would not have more places to fill.[1]
While this approach does produce an upper bound on the possible density of angels, it is based on the Thomist assumption of non-overlap.
Since angels can be presumed to obey quantum rules when packed at quantum gravity densities, the uncertainty relation will cause their wave functions to overlap significantly even if there is a strong degeneracy pressure. If the non-overlap assumption is relaxed, this approach cannot derive an upper bound.
Assuming that each angel contains at least one bit of information (fallen / not fallen), and that the point of the pin is a sphere of diameter of an Ångström (R = 10-10 m) and has a total mass of M = 9.5×10-29 kilograms (equivalent to that of one iron atom), we can use the Bekenstein bound [3] on information to calculate an upper bound on the angel density. In a system of diameter D and mass M, less than kDM distinguishable bits can exist, where k = 2.57686×1043 bits/meter kg.[7] This gives us a bound of just 2.448×105 angels, far below the Schewe bound.
Note that this does not take the mass of angels into account. A finite
angel mass-energy would increase the possible information density significantly.
If each angel has a mass m, then the
Bekenstein bound gives us
However, if angels have mass, then the point of the pin will collapse
into a black hole if c2R/2G
<
The picture that emerges is that, for low angel masses, the number is
bounded by the Bekenstein bound, and increases hyperbolically as mcrit
is approached. However, the black hole bound decreases and the two bounds
cross at mmax = 1/(4GkM/c2+kD),
very slightly below mcrit.
This corresponds to the maximal angel density of Nmax
= 8.6766×1049 angels (see figure).

Maximum number of angels for a given mass. The allowed region is bounded from above by the linec2R / 2G = Nm (gravitational collapse) and the curve N = kD(M+Nm) (information density) which has an asymptote for mcrit, and from below by N = 0. The maximal number of angels occurs at the intersection of the gravitational bound and the asymptote at mcrit.
However, at these speeds the friction caused by their interaction with the pin is likely to vaporise it or at least break it apart. Even for a modest speed of 1 m/s the total kinetic energy of Nmax angels of mass mcrit would be 1.682×1016 J. In the case of charged angels at relativistic densities, pair-creation in their vicinity would likely cause the charge to dissipate over time,[6] and charge transfer to the pin would also likely induce electromechanical forces beyond any material tolerances.
The uncertainty relation also imposes a limitation on the dance. Since
the uncertainty in position of the angels by assumption is less than the
size of the point ÐxR
we find that the uncertainty in momentum must be ÐpŽ
/R,
and this leads to a velocity uncertainty Ðv
>
/ Rm.
If m = mcrit
we get
Angel physics has until now mainly employed theological methods, but as this paper shows, modern information physics, quantum gravity and relativity theory provide powerful tools for exploring the dynamics and statics of angels.
These bounds are only upper bounds, and do not take into account the effects of a finite number of available angels, degeneracy pressures if angels obey the Pauli exclusion principle as suggested by Aquinas, or the theo-psychology of the angels themselves. The exact dance dynamics also clearly play a major role. A full relativistic treatment of the dance appears as a promising avenue for further tightening of the bounds.